Hungry FIsh

16122016

We landed in port very early in the morning, we felt the directional thrusters on the boat particularly violently this morning.

Ate the normal breakfast buffet, and made our way to the bus. Unfortunately the port the boat landed in Laem Chabang, is actually well outside of Bangkok, as in its over 100km away, plus Bangkok is notorious for its terrible traffic. So the way in the city took us a little over 2 hours. The little countryside we saw looked much like the Vietnamese and Cambodian countryside, various rivers and canals, rice paddies etc. However the city of Bangkok was clearly much larger the previously visited SE Asian cities.

Our tourguide on the bus wasn't so great, he didnt dispense is knowledge overly freely, and he was easily distracted by some of the people asking stupid questions (like the rules around driving a goddamn scooter).

When the bus finally got into the city it dropped us off at a pier for our river cruise. The boat was pretty big, easily fit all of us (25-30ish). The boat then took us along the river, (wiki link here), we saw various temples and government buildings.

At one point we stopped to feed the fish. Traditionally, people will feed animals, particularly around temples to show their generosity and generally illustrate that they are a good person.

The boat then took us over to one of the fancy hotels on the river for lunch. The food was overall pretty good, they had some good traditional Thai foods. Honestly we were more interested in the WiFi in the hotel lobby than the food.

We piled back on the bus, it drove us through the Chinatown of Bangkok. Which after being in ACTUAL China, wasnt all that amazing. They did seem to have way more Sharkfin soup places than we saw in actual China.

We then disgorged from the bus to visit the flowermarket. This was another not so great stop, it took us about 25 minutes to get there, they walked us through it taking about 15 minutes, and then spent another 35 minutes driving to the next stop.

I struggle to appreciate the reasons for taking us to the flowermarket, none of us can buy anything, as we are prohibited from bringing fresh fruits/vegetables/flowers back on the boat, and we are hurried through too quickly to have a snack or chat with anyone.

We then went to the Marble Temple (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_Benchamabophit).

Other than how pretty the temple grounds were, we didnt get much. As i said the guide didnt explain all that much. So read the wiki

Then we had the coup de gras of the day, the wonderful time in the Gem Market. This was the most egregious waste of our time on the trip (and as i am writing this well after getting off the boat, the ENTIRE trip).

The tour hurried us through the actual historical/cultural sites to ensure we had enough time in the Gem Market. This was one of the tourist traps where things are overpriced, the staff are overly pushy and the lights overly bright.

This place didnt even have the informational pitch like the lacquer shop and the pearl stop earlier in the trip.

After no one really purchased anything, we were hurried back on the bus to sit in 3 hours of traffic to get back to the boat.

Our bus was actually late, and we forced the boat to stay in port an extra few minutes.

Having missed trivia, we simply went to dinner, ate the tasty food, and went to bed.